Could You Eat Barney??
We had a little white dog named Barney who lived to be ancient. He and I adored one another, we were like Velcro. If there were ever a world disaster and things rationed, I knew in my heart of hearts that I would share the last of my available food with Barney. My husband, on the other hand, proclaimed that if conditions became dire enough he could eat Barney. I was absolutely horrified and have still not really gotten over his statement — yet over the years, it has become a wonderfully funny measuring stick when we are in tough situations. “Yes, but could you eat Barney?” is the question we ask when something seems unsurmountable.
ahh…Barney, Dick of all people wouldn’t have been able to eat him, tell him to get over it.